Dating & Relationships

Njord’s Guide to Approaching

…What the hell is this? I was taking a much needed vacation, and here you kids are, sitting on my front porch…Again! Whatever, Uncle Njord has still got the stuff to make you kids great. But... 

Should You Be Yourself?

Ever heard the line, “Just be yourself.” when asking for advice about how to ask a girl out? Well guess what I’m about to tell you. That’s the biggest piece of bullshit anyone can... 

Why You Never Buy a Girl a Drink

Sit down children and let the All-father tell you a story. I’ve always known fundamentally WHY you don’t buy a girl at a bar a drink, but I just experienced one story last night that can elicit...